On one of our shore vacation days, while Everett was taking his morning nap Daddy took me to Smithville, NJ, a little town nearby to where we were staying. When Daddy first told me that we were going there, I had no idea why he would want to take me to a random place like that, but I soon found out...
That's right - a scale-model diesel engine choo-choo...
That works! Could this really be true?!
Yes! You can go on rides, which is exactly what we did as soon as we got there (apparently before anyone else even had a chance to get out of bed, much less drive out to the middle of nowhere, NJ...)
This choo-choo ride was great because it lasted a long time and took you all around the village of Smithville (and as Daddy pointed out more than once, cost only $2, less than half the price of the choo-choo ride on the boardwalk in Ocean City.)
I loved seeing all the colorful and fun sites around the village (though Daddy kept muttering phrases that I didn't understand, like "tourist trap" and "now I know what hell must look like" - what does that mean?)
But I loved every minute of it - can you tell?
After the choo-choo ride, I also got to captain my own scale-model power boat.
I took my responsibilities as a captain very seriously, and concentrated very hard to make sure my boat wouldn't crash into those operated by some of the other boys visiting Smithville with their Dads.

Who knew that there is so much to do down the Jersey Shore, even without Snookie or The Situation around?